Hormones and Facial Hair

 

Yep, you heard me right, Hormones and Facial Hair.  I thought I would lighten the mood at 3:02am and write about something funny, at least to me.

 

First, who has facial hair?  You do?  Oh, I'm so glad!  I thought I was the only person in the world dealing with the ever consistent problem of facial hair. 

 

My method of treatment is shaving and pulling it out.  I have a thing about pulling hair out.  It is a known medical fact that when you pull a hair out it releases a hormone that destresses you.  Oh boy!  I think I just started something. Now everyone will not only be happy as a clam, but their face will clean as a whistle and fingers sore as can be!

 

You kind of have to master the art of pulling out hair.  You have to have the right tools, being said, you need a good set of tweezers.  Always pull the hair out from the bottom side, never from the top side.  This will allow the root to come out, thus preventing it from growing back.  Of course, you have to do it a million times before it stops growing back, but it's worth it, I promise!

 

Remember, I told you I'm a pro!  No schooling even!  If you need advice I'm your gal!

 

Now, where does the hormones come in, well you have to have a hysterectomy first. That's the number one requirement.  Then you need to be put on hormone pills for the rest of your life.  The result is facial hair like a monkey.  It's so worth it, I promise!  Remember your happy when pulling out that hair!

 

One word of caution though, you can become a raving lunatic if you don't take your hormone pill, so I strongly encourage you not to miss a dose.  Your family will thank me for it!  If you visit my house and see holes in the walls, then you know I was a lunatic at some point!  Don't laugh, it's true!

 

Now, maybe you can help me out with this one.  I haven't been able to figure out that if you let a hair grow long at some point in the hair the color will break into gray and then turn back to your normal color.  How would you describe that?  My only thought of that is an influx of lunacy thus letting you know your going senile and need more medication to remember not to take. I could be wrong though!

 

Well, I think I've covered most of the basics of hormones and facial hair.  If you don't know me very well, I hope you read this tongue in cheek, because that is how it was written.  A little humor at 3am in the morning.

 

I am Debbie and I was here.....